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STS
,STS also released PD programs such as Lockcopy-85 and Lockcopy-88, and a small number of demos and intros.
== Songs ==
* '''STS Theme Tune''':
** STS - it's a load of old wank
** Let's kick [[Derek Hyland]] in / Twat him with a rolling pin / Celebrate with a double gin / Stupid twat!
* '''I Like PD''' (to the tune of 'I Like Chinese' by Monty Python):
** I like PD / I like PD / It's very nearly almost free / And it only takes 20 years to get to meee...
* '''Get Out of the Way''' (to the tune of the Addams Family theme):
** Get out of the way (boink, boink) / Get out of the way (boink, boink) / Get out of the way, get out of the way, get out of the way
** The M4 pile-up started / When [[Daniel Heatley]] farted / To jail he was carted / When the police caught up with him
** They were asphyxiated / By the gas his guff created / The superintendent stated / That he's a proper crim
** He phoned up [[Simon Cobb]] / But he was on the job / The twat had stuck his nob / Into Big Bitch's quim
** Get out of the way (boink, boink) / Get out of the way (boink, boink) / Get out of the way, get out of the way, get out of the way
* '''Smells Like David Carter''' (to the tune of 'Smells Like Teen Spirit')
** Most lyrics lost to posterity, but excerpts included:
** What is this excuse for an abortion? / It's David Carter, treat with caution / Where has his granny really gone? / We fed her to a cyclotron / Demo, demo, demo demooooo...
* '''Scully in the Dirt'''
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